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Effin' Birds Playing Cards: 2 Standard Decks
These irreverent playing card decks feature fowl-beaked statements from some of the rudest birds on earth, accompanied by Audubon bird illustrations—from the author ofEffin' Birds.
Bird identification has a grand and noble tradition—but you won't find that inEffin' Birds Playing Cards, which pairs elegant illustrations with dirty sayings, witty insults, and a crapload of poop jokes. Based on the laugh-out-loud success ofEffin' Birds, this pair of playing card decks includes:
- two rude and ridiculous card decks, perfect for playing your favorite card game or just as a pick-me-up
- 108 cards featuring glorious full-color Audubon portraits and black and white sketches and engravings of birds saying the things that should not be said
- a simple and snarky booklet offering the rules for classic card games
Birders, their friends and families, and anyone who relishes irreverent mashup humor will love using these colourful cards for any effin’ game.
Chuck WendigNYT-bestselling author of WANDERERS"This book combines two of my favorite things: birds and vulgarity. Which is why this is probably the best thing ever.”
Tom Nicholsauthor of THE DEATH OF EXPERTISE“This is fucking awesome.”
Jodie SweetinFULL HOUSE and FULLER HOUSE“This book can hide in plain sight on your coffee table, simultaneously impressing your parents with your knowledge of avian breeds and offending them with your love of profanity.”
Jane WiedlinTHE GO-GO'S“FUCKING GENIUS”
