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Greetings From Effin’ Birds: 100 Tear-Out Postcards

Ever since Effin’ Birds first appeared on social media, fans have been clamouring for a way to deliver these lavishly-illustrated profane messages in the real world. Today is the day that their prayers and DMs are answered: Greetings from Effin' Birds is a book of 100 tear-out postcards, featuring all new birds and all new jokes, plus 100 absolutely true Bird Facts that will help you spot these fine avian creatures in your everyday life.

"This book combines two of my favorite things: birds and vulgarity. Which is why this is probably the best thing ever.”

Chuck WendigNYT-bestselling author of WANDERERS

“This is fucking awesome.”

Tom Nicholsauthor of THE DEATH OF EXPERTISE

“This book can hide in plain sight on your coffee table, simultaneously impressing your parents with your knowledge of avian breeds and offending them with your love of profanity.”

Jodie SweetinFULL HOUSE and FULLER HOUSE

“FUCKING GENIUS”

Jane WiedlinTHE GO-GO'S