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SIGNED Effin' Birds 2024 Wall Calendar (ships from Canada)

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Signed by Aaron Reynolds with a doodle of a shitty duck.

Birds of a feather flock together—and this fowl-mouthed flock has THINGS TO EFFIN' SAY!

Each monthly spread of this sweary wall calendar showcases vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by fed-up fowls. Whether you’re a devout bird lover or simply a connoisseur of profane snark—this calendar has endless laughs to offer. So hang it on your effin’ wall already!

Features include:

Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)
Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
Planning spread for September–December 2023
Spans January–December 2024
Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders
Official major world holidays and observances
Moon phases, based on Universal Time
Features vintage bird artwork and profane captions