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SIGNED Effin' Birds 2024 Day-to-Day Calendar (ships from Canada)

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Signed by Aaron Reynolds with a doodle of a shitty duck.

Need some sweary therapy? Look no further than this daily desktop calendar, featuring flocks of brazen birds who aren’t afraid to shout their profane truth from the skies.

These rude birds aren’t holding anything back! Each page of this daily calendar features a piece of vintage bird art paired with a hilarious, vulgar, and expletive-laden saying—to keep you laughing (and swearing!) all year long. These foul-mouthed fowls are a hoot!

Features include:

5.25" x 4.375" page size
Easel backer for desk or tabletop display
Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
Full-color tear-off pages
Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
Day/Date reference on each page
Combined weekend pages
Official major world holidays and observances
Features vintage bird artwork paired with explicit sayings