MEAT FRIENDS
$21.00
seriously I know I've covered this before but the human body is FUCKED UP and TOTALLY AMAZING
YOUR BLOOD CAN TRAVEL 60,000 MILES IN YOUR BODY. THAT'S A QUARTER OF THE WAY TO THE MOON.
NO WONDER WE CALL IT THE BLOOD MOON, THAT'S WHERE YOUR BLOOD IS TRYING TO GO
TO THE FUCKING MOON
INSIDE YOUR BONES IS MARROW
MARROW THAT MAKES BLOOD
MARROW THAT MAKES UP TO 500 BILLION BLOOD CELLS A DAY
THE HUMAN BODY IS HEAVY METAL AS HELL
This squishy sack of viscera and bone is YOU, and it lets you sing and write poetry and tap dance and knife fight, you're a cauldron of acid, a recycling center, a creativity machine, a super-computer made of MEAT, what glorious twisted beings we are.
And sometimes we MASH OUR FLESH MACHINES together in various configurations for pleasure and then sometimes we make SMALLER FLESH MACHINES as a result it's like slapping two blood-filled iPads together and they make an iPhone oh my god we're so weird and wonderful
We can REARRANGE our configurations and stick temporary or permanent paintings on our skin with ink and change our hair and our faces and our very identities and then we keep on gallumphing around and sloshing about, MAKING COOL STUFF and FINDING OTHER MEAT FRIENDS omg
-Chuck Wendig
YOUR BLOOD CAN TRAVEL 60,000 MILES IN YOUR BODY. THAT'S A QUARTER OF THE WAY TO THE MOON.
NO WONDER WE CALL IT THE BLOOD MOON, THAT'S WHERE YOUR BLOOD IS TRYING TO GO
TO THE FUCKING MOON
INSIDE YOUR BONES IS MARROW
MARROW THAT MAKES BLOOD
MARROW THAT MAKES UP TO 500 BILLION BLOOD CELLS A DAY
THE HUMAN BODY IS HEAVY METAL AS HELL
This squishy sack of viscera and bone is YOU, and it lets you sing and write poetry and tap dance and knife fight, you're a cauldron of acid, a recycling center, a creativity machine, a super-computer made of MEAT, what glorious twisted beings we are.
And sometimes we MASH OUR FLESH MACHINES together in various configurations for pleasure and then sometimes we make SMALLER FLESH MACHINES as a result it's like slapping two blood-filled iPads together and they make an iPhone oh my god we're so weird and wonderful
We can REARRANGE our configurations and stick temporary or permanent paintings on our skin with ink and change our hair and our faces and our very identities and then we keep on gallumphing around and sloshing about, MAKING COOL STUFF and FINDING OTHER MEAT FRIENDS omg
-Chuck Wendig
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 |
| Width (cm) | 42 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
