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Effin' Birds 2023 Wall Calendar

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 The Effin' Birds warehouse is sold out, but there are thousands of copies on store shelves around the world. Call your local bookstore, or click here for more online ordering options. 

This irreverent wall calendar—featuring a unique combination of swear words and vintage bird art—will bring a hilarious and edgy attitude to each month in 2023.

These brazen birds aren’t afraid to say the things we’re all secretly thinking. Each month spotlights some of the most “fowl-mouthed” birds around and their profane thoughts. It’s the perfect calendar for bird lovers with a sarcastic sense of humor. 

Features include:
•    12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)
•    Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
•    Planning spread for September–December 2022
•    Spans January–December 2023
•    Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders
•    Official major world holidays and observances
•    Moon phases, based on Universal Time
•    Features vintage bird art accompanied by snarky and profane captions
•    New artwork on each monthly spread