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Effin’ Birds 2021 Calendar

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The Effin' Birds wall calendar pairs vintage art of our fine feathered friends with the creative and clever expletives, profanities, and obscenities these silly birds use on a daily basis.

Each spread of this 12" x 12" wall calendar features some of the rudest birds on earth and their foul language, weird habits, and strange personalities that prompt them to say such hysterically awful things like, "If you have a point, I would love for you to fucking get to it," or "The correct answer is fuck off."  A must-have for any effin’ birder.

Other features include:

•Generous grids provide space to add appointments and reminders

•Opens to 12 inches x 24 inches

•Pre-planning spread for September–December 2020

•Includes widely celebrated and nationally recognized holidays and observances