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by EFFIN BIRDS

Planet of the Ass Bees t-shirt

$29.00
What the hell is this? Oh, just a shirt from the Swear Trek Patreon, where Henderson turned into a giant plant after having bees fly up his ass. Then he tried to eat everyone. Trust us, it was weird.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30