Essentials

This fucked up global moment is causing production delays for many of our on-demand items. So here’s the Effin’ Birds Essentials Collection: all the merchandise that is ready to ship today.

Deck of Birds

Deck of Birds

From $15.00
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Goddamned Delight Pin

Goddamned Delight Pin

$9.00 $11.00
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How Long Until The Fucking Apocalypse Pin

How Long Until The Fucking Apocalypse Pin

$9.00 $11.00
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Fuck Off With That Shit Pin

Fuck Off With That Shit Pin

$9.00 $11.00
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Eat Farts Pin

Eat Farts Pin

$9.00 $11.00
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I Hate People Pin

I Hate People Pin

$9.00 $11.00
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Essential Goddamned Delight Sticker

Essential Goddamned Delight Sticker

From $3.00
Eat Farts Greeting Card

Eat Farts Greeting Card

On Sale from $4.00
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Fancy Motherfucker Greeting Card

Fancy Motherfucker Greeting Card

On Sale from $4.00
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Being an Adult is Shit Greeting Card

Being an Adult is Shit Greeting Card

On Sale from $4.00
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So Old Greeting Card

So Old Greeting Card

On Sale from $4.00
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You Are Magnificent Greeting Card

You Are Magnificent Greeting Card

On Sale from $4.00
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The Effin’ Birds Hockey Sweater

The Effin’ Birds Hockey Sweater

$49.00 $60.00
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Buy three get one free on all mugs

Every fourth mug in your cart will be set to $0.00 automatically, no discount code needed.